Turtleneck

A type of sweater with a long neck, preferably worn with a thin chain and light beer in hand.

Turtleneck and Chain and a light ass beer. -The Lonely Island

by Mattwood646 June 05, 2011

Turtleneck

A word used to describe an uncircumsized penis.

"Somebody's wearing a turtleneck."

by Rachaelmalice April 11, 2010

Turtleneck

An Uncut Dick

Ashley: Chris forgot to wash his turtleneck

by jonfizzle November 13, 2003

Turtleneck

To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.

Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura?
Hason: No way! What are they going to do?
Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money.
Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!

by Greggo Antony Bater March 04, 2010

Turtleneck

Someone of Sweater-Boy ethnic culture.
(Offensive Term)

I hate turtlenecks.

by PuddingSlurs April 16, 2023

Turtleneck

A Penis B4 Circumcision, in other words, b4 the nasty doctor has hacked off mr foreskin.

"Hey Doc please dont mess wi my TURTLENECK it will sting a little and i dont know wot i would do without my extra skin!!"

by Faz February 13, 2004

Turtleneck

When a guy cums on a girl's neck and spreads kleenex all over her neck

I jizzed all over her neck and cleaned her up with a turtleneck

by RichieRich69 September 05, 2010