Cock Turban

Where a man wraps toilet paper around the head of his penis after he masturbates so he won't get splooge on his undees.

Dude, next time you jack off wear a Cock Turban when you're done. I can totally see splooge on your boxers.

by Nathan "Nasty Nate" Smith January 8, 2008

Turban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary which is only accessible in the Middle East and India.

Bob: Mom i wanna go to Urban Dictionary
Mom: We have Urban Dictionary at home
Urban Dictionary at home: Turban Dictionary

by Sodonim July 15, 2020

Rusty Turban

Step 1) eat a spicy middle eastern meal. Preferably one rich in spices of curry, fenugreek and cumin. Step 2) take a shit in a plastic grocery bag. Step 3) sneak up behind the unsuspecting victim. Step 4) Slam the bag of shit over their head while yelling "Jihad to the infidels".

Terrance the rogue U.S. Marine took matters into is own hands by removing the headwear of the Taliban member and replacing with a Rusty Turban

by Curtmandingo January 17, 2010

turdball

A smelly, sleazy, nasty, contemptible person.

Maudiebelle is a real, live turdball.

by Steviedee January 21, 2004

Turban Suburban

A semi truck driven by a person of Indian descent.

Darrel observed a Punjab at the controls of the turban suburban.

by Bigdummie April 15, 2021

Turban Dictionary

A dictionary used to document Middle Eastern slang.

I would be completely lost reading Turban Dictionary.

by Diggity Monkeez April 26, 2005

turdbaby

Refers to a person who was not born vaginally, but was actually pooped out. A general cuss word that can insult both the person and his/her mother.

"Hey Turdbaby! Wipe the feces off your face and get me a Coke (or Pepsi)."

by dickinsonnd July 16, 2009