5 definitions by Bigdummie

A semi truck driven by a person of Indian descent.
Darrel observed a Punjab at the controls of the turban suburban.
by Bigdummie April 15, 2021
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A truck driver who misguidedly believes that any defect with a big rig can be solved with greases or other lubricants and additives.
Admiring the view of his missing steer tire, Danny decided to treat the truck fuel with a useless additive cementing himself as a dumb truck nigger!

While bouncing around in the sleeper berth going down the highway, Nick cursed the red headed fuck for thinking grease would resurrect the blown cab shocks, "what a stupid fucking truck nigger"!!!
by Bigdummie April 30, 2023
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Any person employed in the LTL freight business.
Scuba was widely acknowledged as the "King of the Freight Niggers.

That stupid freight nigger cut me off!!!

Why can't he get that trailer in the dock? Because he's a dumb freight nigger!
by Bigdummie April 19, 2023
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A large terrifying truck driver. Squatch’s are easily identified by their unkempt facial hair and large stature. Squatch’s have been known to cause loss of bowel and bladder function in people who challenge them. Squatch’s are also famous for their putrid flatulence, likely caused by the poor diet available to truckers.
The Driver became terrified and shat himself when he angered the Squatch Trucker at the fuel island.
by Bigdummie April 17, 2021
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A slang term for someone’s mouth.
Shut your boner honer John.

Jane was upset when her husband started running his boner honer to the police officer.
by Bigdummie March 22, 2019
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