Step 1) eat a spicy middle eastern meal. Preferably one rich in spices of curry, fenugreek and cumin. Step 2) take a shit in a plastic grocery bag. Step 3) sneak up behind the unsuspecting victim. Step 4) Slam the bag of shit over their head while yelling "Jihad to the infidels".
Terrance the rogue U.S. Marine took matters into is own hands by removing the headwear of the Taliban member and replacing with a Rusty Turban
by Curtmandingo January 17, 2010
by Curtmandingo January 11, 2010
Due to credit card companies raising rates on their cards upwards of 30% the average American doesn't have a Jackpot to piss in.
by Curtmandingo January 17, 2010
A phenomenon that happens when a person puts on a pair of Wrangler jeans. The spread, lift and elongation of the butt cheeks due to the tailoring of rednecks favorite pants.
"When I was cruising the trailer park I spotted Beth (who usually has a nice ass) but she was sporting Wranglers, showing off her hot dog buns".
by Curtmandingo January 11, 2010