Trees 

Trees: a plant that is placed in the ground and covered with soil. The tree can contain fruits such as apples or pears.

Kid: Oh wow I feel like an apple
Mum: Okay, go get one off those trees.

Trees by fallen_angel June 11, 2006

trees 

1. Marines on board a Naval vessel

2. The ability to stand around for long periods and not do a fucking thing.

"Thats right Tree, hold up that bulkhead!"

trees by vouscha November 19, 2003

trees 

What to call broccolito get your kids to eat it.

Dad: You want some broccoli?
Kid: No! I want TREES

trees by DCS December 28, 2005

trees 

a pair of Timberland boots (hence the tree label)

I'm gonna khop some trees. They gon' cost me a buck 10.

trees by anonymous December 22, 2004

trees 

code word 4 marijuana...used in makin "joints","blunts","bowls","doobies" etc... aka christmas trees,herb, grass,pot,green,taking a look at the tires....

Hey Jenn lets go to Shell and ask people for trees.

trees by stacina October 4, 2003

Trees 

the new way to say "treated" or "dang that's bogus"

Person 1: "That's an ugly outfit!"
Person 2: "Trees!"

Trees by Fuckyeapaola March 8, 2010

trees 

A slang for Weed, Pot, Poht, Grass, etc.
Plant a TREE, it's good for the envoronment.

Random dude 1:Oh look trees are being chopped down.
Random dude 2:uhmmm they are going to fall on us.

trees by Dr.FuckMe April 18, 2019