Definitions by DCS

trees 

What to call broccolito get your kids to eat it.

Dad: You want some broccoli?
Kid: No! I want TREES

trees by DCS December 28, 2005

kenpo

An Americanized Chinese martial art codified by Grand Master Edmund K Parker.
The Style of Karate that Elvis Pressley was an EIGHT degree Black Belt in.
Kenpo is almost perfect for unarmed self-defense.

I am a yellow belt in Kenpo, but I could kick your ass

kenpo by DCS December 25, 2005

fat retard 

A psuedointellectual tub-o-lard from Flint Michigan. Known for his oscar winning yet fictional documentaries

Michael moore is a Fat retard

fat retard by dcs February 12, 2005

Kurt Cobain

Dead musician known for looking like a slob, not bathing, marrying a crack whore, and hailed as a genius despite trying to eat buckshot for breakfast

If you put the shotgun in your mouth, kurt cobain, it'll kill you

Kurt Cobain by dcs February 12, 2005

three six nine 

According to W.E.B. Griffin the term Philadelphia Police officers use to ID themselves to other cops

"I told him I was 369 but he made me pull my badge"

three six nine by dcs February 7, 2005