Textlationship

A relationship between two people using text messages. Really just an added step in the relationship process but probably makes it easier for the verbally challenged to "break the ice"

I never would have commented on the size of your breasts if we weren't in this textlationship

by Tnp12rocks April 3, 2017

textay

An exorbitantly long text that, on one's phone, almost resembles an essay. Something that the person probably should have just called you and talked to you or left you a voicemail for. Textays usually go off on tangents and ignore the original topic at hand.

Chick, via text: hey how's it going :) i went to the supermarket ystrday and i was thinking of youuu i saw these cantaloupes and their skin had the most bumpy texture just like your hands after you were carrying the furniture upstairsss like who even knew someones skin could turn out like that?? i dont know?? haha we'll see after i go to med school though and i can diagnose everyone like it's nobody's business.. xxxoxxo ;))
Dude to friend: Wow, all I asked her was if she wanted to go to the hockey game... She sent me back a whole textay.
Friend: Maybe you should grade that shit.

by Brohan Santana May 22, 2009

textlaxing

when the only thing you plan to do during the day is relax and text

Jason was suppose to be working on a school project, but he spent his Saturday textlaxing at home

by Damion Ackert-Owen January 9, 2009

Textplay

The creation of simulated foreplay through the use of text messages and instant messaging.

"how about a little textplay to get things started before I get home?"

by Bob Bot April 10, 2009

Lost in Textlation

Lost in Textlation

Will you call me because I feel like what you're saying is being "lost in textlation".

by Detroit through and true August 28, 2020

textlation

The interpretation of, or translation of the meaning in, a text message.

I sent her a response but the sarcasm was lost in textlation.

by osmr November 5, 2008

textlation

(a)the point at which one has to have someone translate what another person text. (b) the act where one looses a text as the result of someone calling in at the same time.

dude can you help me...i am so lost in textlation.

by raedawn October 17, 2008