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textlaxing 

when the only thing you plan to do during the day is relax and text
Jason was suppose to be working on a school project, but he spent his Saturday textlaxing at home
textlaxing by Damion Ackert-Owen January 9, 2009
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Textleaving 

When someone leaves in the midst of a peaceful text conversation. No arguing is going on, the person just stops texting back, usually leaving the other party pissed off. Often linked with conversation walling.
Person 1: So how was your day today?
Person 2: Great!
Person 1: Did you get to visit your aunt?
*no reply*
Person 1: Textleaving, fuckhead?
Textleaving by Neeky Gerd February 18, 2015

Textleting 

When you start a text message and realize in the middle of writing it that you dont mean it, it’s too serious, or it’s not worth your time. Normal conjugations apply.
Jeff: I must have been on one - I texted you 50 times between midnight and brunch.

Herc: Yeah, I wish you’d been textleting instead.

Telaxing 

Relaxing with a beer while watching TV.
Nate: what's up dude?

Gia: just telaxing..... beer and netflix.
Telaxing by Gia the bunny queen October 10, 2016

textflixing

Textflixing: verb. To synchronize watching your favorite Netflix show with another person via text.
My sister & I were textflixing Penny Dreadful tonight. It was so fun to watch it together.
textflixing by Chachina January 2, 2017
a shorter, easier way to say text messaging.

suggested use for adults who wanna sound cooler/ less awkward
"i was textaging my friend the other day"
textaging by guy who farts August 11, 2009
TEXTLING - n. The period of time that it takes for a text message response.
"Gimme a textling , I'll let you know as soon as my bro gets back with me."
Textling by RZrocks July 7, 2016
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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