Twood 

A material made to look like wood but really is not

Look at my new Twood flooring

Twood by Mr McDonald n Slater December 9, 2009

twood 

a general purpose word that can be used in almost any sentence. Eg: That table twood be made of twood, so it twood.
Other tenses of the word include: twas, twill and tis.

John twood be happy if he found the twood that Jill twas cutting because it tis a cold night and he twill burn it on the fire.

twood by pphheerroonn November 24, 2006

twoody 

a tweet expression of enthusiasm and desire, esp. male

TWEET1: "The Beatles-Rock Band trailers on YouTube are the most amazing video that I have ever seen!!!!! INCREDIBLE!!!!"

TWEET2: "Dude, it looks like you've got a twoody over it. Settle down."

twoody by SATXbassplayer December 8, 2009

twoodiler

one who "pokes" another continually on facebook without that other's consent.

taylor ingram is such a twoodiler.

twoodiler by kimabu January 22, 2009

twood 

A slang name for the ever elusive anal g-spot. Generally used when frustrated by its apparent absence

Damn, I just put my finger on that twood, so to speak.

twood by atrocexhib November 4, 2008

twoods 

Slang word for Woods but for twitter

What are you doing in your part of the twoods?

twoods by anontwoods January 6, 2012

Twood 

Slapping a ignorant frat boy so hard you make all his friends leave but you broke the movado.

Shit heads where hitting on my wife so I gave them the Twood. Pussies!

Twood by Brucifer December 30, 2019