twood

a general purpose word that can be used in almost any sentence. Eg: That table twood be made of twood, so it twood.
Other tenses of the word include: twas, twill and tis.

John twood be happy if he found the twood that Jill twas cutting because it tis a cold night and he twill burn it on the fire.

by pphheerroonn November 24, 2006

twood

A slang name for the ever elusive anal g-spot. Generally used when frustrated by its apparent absence

Damn, I just put my finger on that twood, so to speak.

by atrocexhib November 4, 2008

Twood

A material made to look like wood but really is not

Look at my new Twood flooring

by Mr McDonald n Slater December 9, 2009

twoods

Slang word for Woods but for twitter

What are you doing in your part of the twoods?

by anontwoods January 6, 2012

Twood

Slapping a ignorant frat boy so hard you make all his friends leave but you broke the movado.

Shit heads where hitting on my wife so I gave them the Twood. Pussies!

by Brucifer December 30, 2019