Twood

A material made to look like wood but really is not

Look at my new Twood flooring

by Mr McDonald n Slater December 9, 2009

twood

a general purpose word that can be used in almost any sentence. Eg: That table twood be made of twood, so it twood.
Other tenses of the word include: twas, twill and tis.

John twood be happy if he found the twood that Jill twas cutting because it tis a cold night and he twill burn it on the fire.

by pphheerroonn November 24, 2006

twood

A slang name for the ever elusive anal g-spot. Generally used when frustrated by its apparent absence

Damn, I just put my finger on that twood, so to speak.

by atrocexhib November 4, 2008

Twood

Slapping a ignorant frat boy so hard you make all his friends leave but you broke the movado.

Shit heads where hitting on my wife so I gave them the Twood. Pussies!

by Brucifer December 30, 2019

twoods

Slang word for Woods but for twitter

What are you doing in your part of the twoods?

by anontwoods January 6, 2012