Woodn't
He was trying too hard... and it just woodn't
Woodn't by the0FAKSgiven March 8, 2025
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Morning Woodn't
Waking up next to someone the next morning who is so strikingly hideous that you are unable to become aroused. Antonym: Morning Wood.
John woke up next to a random chick that he had met at the bar and it was found he had a morning woodn't.
Morning Woodn't by Michele March 30, 2004
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Mob T-Wood
A common phrase after a Northwood High School party is shut down by the police. Everyone goes to the T-wood (trailwood) pool to resume their shenanigans.
Mob T-Wood by XXX42069 December 25, 2017
can't see the wood for the trees
To be unable to understand the real situation clearly because you're involvement in it make you loose focus of what is really important
In selling hats at the fair John would not lower the price a single penny . So while he argues that the full price need to be paid to gather as much funds as possible for charity he can't see the wood for the trees, losing sales all day long and collecting much less money than the other that were willing to sell their hat for a little less.
can't see the wood for the trees by ninuzzu December 10, 2015
t-wood
where's boss?he's at the t-wood
Put wood in t' oil
A phrase used in parts of Yorkshire, mainly in South Yorkshire as a way to tell someone that they need to shut thier face
Bob: "blah blah blah, random bollocks"
Jim: "Put wood in t' oil will thy, you're getting on me wick"
Jim: "Put wood in t' oil will thy, you're getting on me wick"
Put wood in t' oil by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021