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Morning Woodn't

Waking up next to someone the next morning who is so strikingly hideous that you are unable to become aroused. Antonym: Morning Wood.
John woke up next to a random chick that he had met at the bar and it was found he had a morning woodn't.
by Michele March 30, 2004
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Woodn't

He was trying too hard... and it just woodn't
by the0FAKSgiven March 8, 2025
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