A material made to look like wood but really is not
by Mr McDonald n Slater December 9, 2009
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a general purpose word that can be used in almost any sentence. Eg: That table twood be made of twood, so it twood.
Other tenses of the word include: twas, twill and tis.
John twood be happy if he found the twood that Jill twas cutting because it tis a cold night and he twill burn it on the fire.
by pphheerroonn November 24, 2006
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A slang name for the ever elusive anal g-spot. Generally used when frustrated by its apparent absence
Damn, I just put my finger on that twood, so to speak.
by atrocexhib September 22, 2008
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Slang word for Woods but for twitter
What are you doing in your part of the twoods?
by anontwoods January 6, 2012
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Slapping a ignorant frat boy so hard you make all his friends leave but you broke the movado.
Shit heads where hitting on my wife so I gave them the Twood. Pussies!
by Brucifer December 30, 2020
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