Twood 

A material made to look like wood but really is not

Look at my new Twood flooring

Twood by Mr McDonald n Slater December 9, 2009

twood 

a general purpose word that can be used in almost any sentence. Eg: That table twood be made of twood, so it twood.
Other tenses of the word include: twas, twill and tis.

John twood be happy if he found the twood that Jill twas cutting because it tis a cold night and he twill burn it on the fire.

twood by pphheerroonn November 24, 2006

twood 

A slang name for the ever elusive anal g-spot. Generally used when frustrated by its apparent absence

Damn, I just put my finger on that twood, so to speak.

twood by atrocexhib November 4, 2008

Twood 

Slapping a ignorant frat boy so hard you make all his friends leave but you broke the movado.

Shit heads where hitting on my wife so I gave them the Twood. Pussies!

Twood by Brucifer December 30, 2019

Mob T-Wood 

A common phrase after a Northwood High School party is shut down by the police. Everyone goes to the T-wood (trailwood) pool to resume their shenanigans.

FUCK. Its rolled. Mob T-Wood.

Mob T-Wood by XXX42069 December 25, 2017

Zero Twosday

A weekly holiday that celebrates Zero Two, one of the best and most amazing girls in anime.

Uncultured swine: "Hey today is Tuesday isn't it?"
Me, an intellectual: "Incorrect you imbecile, for today is Zero Twosday!"

Zero Twosday by MathVideoGamesSoccerOLEINDIA July 30, 2019

twoadin 

Used to describe putting two fingers into a girl's ass.

I gave that bitch the hardest twoadin she's ever had.

twoadin by G Murda August 4, 2007