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Swollgasm

the intense feeling of self gratification when in the act of or being admired for ones large muscular physique
Dennis was overcome by an intense swollgasm when he realized that his shirt was cutting off the circulation of his bulging biceps.
by MANdler September 16, 2010
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storegasm

The excitement you get when walking into a store where every piece of merchandise is a piece of merchandise you would like to purchase.

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The orgasm you reach while fornicating in a store.
Fundo had a storegasm when he walked into the wholesale porn shop.
by authOOr July 10, 2006
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simultaneous snoregasm

Profoundly peaceful sleep shared by a couple after lovemaking.
Feeling what he knew would be her final orgasm of the night, he joined her, in perfect sync, and they fell into a state of simultaneous snoregasm, neither of them stirring until sunrise.
by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020
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Smorgasmborg

A plethora of delicious tasting food, that may cause an orgasm for your mouth like Thanksgiving dinner, or a very well-catered party.

Delicious in that it may cause your mouth to drool uncontrollably, ergo orgasm for your mouth.
Friend #1: DUDE! LOOK AT ALL THAT AMAZING FOOD! I'm salivating just LOOKING at it!

Friend #2: DUDE, I know, bro. I'm totally going to swan-dive into this Smorgasmborg, like NOW!
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Friend #1: Dude, this food sucks.

Friend #2: Totally. Sarah is going to ask how the food was at the party, and I'll have to fake a Smorgasmborg so I don't hurt her feelings.
by Norwegian Merovingian August 13, 2012
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Smorgasm

an orgasm caused by smoking marijuana
I just had a fucking smorgasm from from those headies
by Sirkneigh March 17, 2009
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I-told-you-sorgasm

The intensely pleasurable feeling a doomsayer gets when saying "I told you so," often accompanied by a long rant pontificated with various enthusiastic gesticulations.
Doomsayer: Hahahahaha I told you the economy would crash!
Random Acquaintance: Woah, dude, don't have an I-told-you-sorgasm.
by Planeswalker_ March 31, 2009
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Snorgasm

What occurs when the Snorgtees ad appears on your computer screen.
Those Snorgtees shirts are ugly but the model was so hot i got a Snorgasm.
by IWFP November 3, 2010
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