carpet snorter

Slang term for a cocaine addict who has dropped their blow onto the carpet.

I have hung out with many a carpet snorter in my day.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020

snoregasm

1. An incredibly obvious fake orgasm. (female)

2. The action of snoring very loudly or passionately.

3. A synonym for wet dream.

1. Man, I could tell she wasn't into me last night. She was having a snoregasm.

2. I couldn't sleep last night, my husband was having a snoregasm.

3. I woke up this morning and my sheets were wet. I must have had a snoregasm.

by Bo Jackstone January 11, 2008

Snotterfall

The stream of mucus emitting from the nasal passages commonly seen on the upper lip of young children.

The child would often sport a snotterfall until his mother helped him blow his nose.

by Slifer December 9, 2010

snore bore

When someone or something is totally boring...that they/it
sends you to sleep...

You heard it all before...seen it all before...tell me something I don't know...otherwise mind if I take a nap ?

Doofus: You sexy...you such a fine looking babe...wanna ride it with a cowboy ?

Chick: Um...two words...*snore bore*...zzzzzz

by katica_kat December 29, 2007

snoreagraph

When on a forum, website or just in general and someone types out something so long winded it puts you to sleep.

"Yo nigga, I was reading your post on the forum, but fell asleep halfway thru that snoreagraph"

by sweet dick keesee September 15, 2009

Rodeo Snore

To clasp a third parties nose shut for greater than eight seconds to prevent extreamly loud snoring

Steve was snoring extreamly loud.

Karl said, "dude, stop that mother fucker from snoring"

John held Steve's nose shut for 8 seconds.

Lands said, "shit man, you have just gave him the rodeo snore"

by Richard13510 March 7, 2008

Snorelet

The calm, low-decibel snore your spouse makes while drifting off to sleep, after which follow the cacophonous thunder snorts that rattle the whole fucking bed and knock the pictures off the walls.

It wasn't long before I heard the first snorelet, which sent me reaching for the earplugs.

by Rollo & Biff January 7, 2008