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by Svenskene i norge October 21, 2019
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Snorre

a fuckwad

Snorre is a name from the older norwegian language. It's not a popular name anymore because it's just sounds to lame for future parents. A Snorre is usually reconized by trying to complete the simpelest tasks but still look like a complete fucktard. A Snorre would also try to sound like a black person by saying "daaamn nature, you scary!" but will end up sounding like an albino.
$ Daaamn nature, you scary!
#That was terrible, you an albino or a Snorre?
by sexyteacher58 March 5, 2011
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Snorre

He’s a random albino from Norway. Usually white, nor dead. He has a hidden passion for dead old or young corps. But all the alive Snorre’s in the Word is really fucking white. He like boys just AS Munch AS girls.

If you SEE a really bright light in the street, your basement or your Grandmas grave you know ITS snorre
Hey, Whats that light at my dads grave?
Easy, ITS just a Snorre
Oh right.
by Snorreswhite September 12, 2018
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snorked

past tense form of the verb “snork” which means to spit a jackfruit seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera (Needless to say, this term doesn’t see a whole lot of foot traffic.)

It was ‘96 when a crazy Aussie from Poowong North, Vic was challenged by his mates to spit a melon seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera on his upcoming junket to NYC. After practicing for weeks, spitting into a bucket from a eucalyptus tree, he asked for one allowance. The melon seed didn’t have sufficient heft to go the estimated distance. He was granted the use of a jackfruit seed. He then honed his skill until he had the precision of a sniper, “one shot, one kill”. On the night of the event, he and his wife (referee) took their seats nearest the stage on the third balcony. He sat through Giordano’s “Andrea Chenier” biding his time, waiting for just the right moment to do the deed and slink off into the night without being caught. The moment came at the very end of the performance when the audience cheered in appreciation for the talents of Pavarotti. He hurled that jackfruit seed with all the power he could generate from his manbag and then doubled over in a feigned hacking fit to disguise his action while his wife followed it to its intended target…and bingo! There have been no other “known” attempts. “Snorking” was never used until his triumphant return to Poowong North when one of his mates coined the term while fumbling through a toast in his honor.
Orchestra member: Say, Bob…I noticed that you missed that high note in the last stanza.
Bob: Yeah, I got snorked again.
by goose_on_a_roof October 13, 2022
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The Snore-Lax

To take two doses of Tylenol PM, chug a bottle of Ex-Lax, and see how many Pokemon you can catch on your favorite gaming system before you pass out and shit yourself.
"Dude, your mom said you had the worst food poisoning this weekend."

"Nah, I decided to try the Snore-Lax a couple of nights ago and it got out of hand. The good thing is that I beat my old record by 3!"
by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018
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ripped-snorter

a bodybuilder who uses cocaine
In search of a payphone, Cookie strolled into some sleazy combo bar/weightlifting gym, where she was greeted by crazed-looking ripped-snorters.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 27, 2012
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Snorevette

A term used by Dodge Challenger Demon owners to describe the relatively slow Corvette.
If most car drivers call a Corvette a Snorevette the Vette will quickly blow them away.
by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017
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