Slugmum

A mother that looks like a slug. Also assosiated with Loaf Dog.

"How is Slugmum today?"

"LOL, Loaf Dog.... LOLOL SLUGMUM"

by Great Slug Mother! March 22, 2012

smegmuff

When smegma gets stuck on your pubic hair and dries up.

I really need to wax the Smegmuff, it’s getting a bit knotty

by Murphysmeg November 24, 2021

Smugma

Something reeeeaaally disgusting.

Eew, look at the smugma in that trash can!

by Aaron W. December 6, 2002

smutmuffin

a girl that never has a steady relationship and sleeps around at college campuses

(insert name here) is a smutmuffin

by apocalypse_dkr October 16, 2008

smegmung

The Parmesan substance that one finds underneath the foreskin of a long deceased old man.

Dude A: I forgot to brush my teeth last night...
Dude B: No wonder your kisses taste so Smegmungy
Dude A: ....No homo

by Kaostrife January 14, 2008

Smegmuffin

a muffin made of seminal fluids. optional flavouring. expensive culinary delight in wales.

why-aye Rhys me old smegger. chuck us one of yo'r smegmuffins before i go shag a sheep

by Kris September 1, 2003

Smugunctuous

The state of being extremely smug.

Mitchell "Smug"-unctuous Ng.

He's always in a state of smug, therefore he is smugunctuous.

by Bag3l September 28, 2010