One who is both smug and a weasel.
People of this ilk take great pleasure is possessing these characteristics because they are smug weasels.
Jaycob Mullingham Turner III of Chelmsford Chelmsfordshire is the only known living example of a Smeasel.
People of this ilk take great pleasure is possessing these characteristics because they are smug weasels.
Jaycob Mullingham Turner III of Chelmsford Chelmsfordshire is the only known living example of a Smeasel.
'That guy Jake has such and smug face and the personality of a weasel'
'Yeh, that's why they call him Smeasel'
'Yeh, that's why they call him Smeasel'
by Wickery January 16, 2014
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The plumber said under my house was so horrible he could smaste it.
I don't know what happened in that house but you could smaste it 3 blocks away.
Oh my god when that guy farted in the elevator everyone could smaste it. It was awful.
I don't know what happened in that house but you could smaste it 3 blocks away.
Oh my god when that guy farted in the elevator everyone could smaste it. It was awful.
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A Celtic Demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.
A Celtic Demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.
Oh Smegster, please accept these offering of crusty dingle berries and freshly soaked toe nail clippings taken from the drunkin carnival freaks living under the bridge, and not direct your verbal venom onto out egg shell like heads!
by smeg-stir November 7, 2003
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1. Slang.
a. a cigarette, especially one loaned after many loans, a refusal and eventual relenting by the loaner.
-verb
1. Slang
a. the act of smoking a smokeasity smeatzle.
1. Slang.
a. a cigarette, especially one loaned after many loans, a refusal and eventual relenting by the loaner.
-verb
1. Slang
a. the act of smoking a smokeasity smeatzle.
Joe: hey, could I bum one?
Jim: No! I gave you like ten already, I've only got a few left!
Joe: Come on man! Lemme get a smokeasity smeatzle!
Jim: Fine, here.
Joe: Sweet!
Jim: No! I gave you like ten already, I've only got a few left!
Joe: Come on man! Lemme get a smokeasity smeatzle!
Jim: Fine, here.
Joe: Sweet!
by Fliptacular June 19, 2009
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“This is Glasgow, and we’ll no accept this. You try this and we’ll set about ye!!!” John Smeaton 30/06/07.
John Smeaton once ate an after eight at ” hauf seven ” !
John Smeaton can unscramble a scrambled egg!
When Smeaton peels an onion, the onion greets.
Giraffes were created when John Smeaton hit a horse with an uppercut.
John Smeaton once ate an after eight at ” hauf seven ” !
John Smeaton can unscramble a scrambled egg!
When Smeaton peels an onion, the onion greets.
Giraffes were created when John Smeaton hit a horse with an uppercut.
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