Skew

The phrase given to a shit piece of work at Harrow School, UK.

Oh yeah, Charles fucked up his homework last week. he got a skew.

by OliGWHS October 05, 2015

Skew Brother

An alternative to the redneck slang yee yee

Beat my wife cause she looks like my cousin skew brother! -lil cumtism

by demo7241 December 03, 2021

Skewed Perspective

The mindset of viewing things through a new, or skewed, perspective; looking at things from a different angle; the act of not following the crowd.

My life has greatly improved ever since I’ve had a skewed perspective.

by kerylteith May 24, 2022

Skew-biff

Dishevelled, rakish, disorderly, or unkempt. Used of hair, neck ware, or one's general disposition. Opposite of "rectilinear-biff." Origin unknown, but possibly derived from a misunderstanding of "skew-wiff." Usage peculiar to Brasenose College, Oxford.

"My word, Terence, with your tie at that angle, and your obvious bed-head, you're looking unusually skew-biff!"

"Don't worry: I get myself rectilinear in no time."

by Mercurius Oxoniensis June 07, 2009

skew-whiff

Turned or twisted toward one side. Common usage in the UK.

William Shatner's toupe was less than convincing as it was frequently skew-whiff.

by w00fdawg November 07, 2005

Skew-wiff

All messy, disheveled. Colloquial British term somehow derived from "askew."

"Her hair was all skew-wiff; she looked like she'd just woken up."

by zooa November 03, 2003

Skew a gibe

Absent, unavailable, not dependable.

So sorry friend! I feel like we're skew a gibe when the weird shit hues down .
*goes

by Crandolph McManus May 03, 2018