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1 man 2 spoons

The most disgusting video i've ever seen.
it's basically a man popping both of his eyeballs with two spoons *one spoon for one eye*
just don't search it, you're going to be critically concerned.

the video was enough for me to want to die.
hey man, have you seen adam?
ah yes, he commited suicide.
why?
he watched 1 man 2 spoons
by TheAnonymousWaffle April 3, 2020
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spoonsill

Spoonsill (verb),(spuh-oooon-Seh-ill) - An frontward cartwheel.
"Dad! There's a guy doing a spoonsill in the driveway!"
by Johnny Liolli November 4, 2006
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Sconsage

A Wisconsin male's cock.
I was out at the bar and brought home a freak chick from chi-town, she was fiending for the sconsage!

Sconnie Sausage.

Those UW girls love the sconsage!
by crispy kreme January 7, 2011
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Spoons

Connotation: medical slang

Definition: The amount of physical energy someone has to do a specific task.

Etiology: Comes from the psychological “spoon theory” (look that up separately I ain’t explaining it)
Someone: “wanna hang out today?”
Me: “Nah I don’t have enough spoons for that, I’m planning on napping.”
Someone: “tf is a spoon?”
by Sacredfart November 2, 2022
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Boobie spoons

-when you hang a spoon off of your nipple like you would do on your nose
-when your spooning with someone's boobies
-when your grasping a boob and eating applesauce with a spoon at the same time
-when a girls boob has an indent that looks like a spoon was implanted on it
-"Man, that chick has got some big boobie spoons!"
-Latifa is showing me dem boobies poons tonight fo sho
-that girl held that boobie spoon forever!
by G Funk Yo November 18, 2009
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two scoops

When you grab and squeeze a girl/woman's breasts.
Guy-How many raisin's are in Raisin Bran??
Girl-Uh...I don't know..wtf are you talking about?
Guy-*Grabs the girls chest* Two scoops!
by FiremanPhil May 14, 2008
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Spoonster

A person (usually a man) who does not cook, but likes to stir what you're cooking. The spoonster wants to feel part of the process. Spoonsters stir for an average of 23 seconds before they get bored or complain about back pain.
Ben said to our guests "do you like the green curry we made?"

Jackie said "we? Ben is such a spoonster!"
by reaybe January 30, 2014
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