Sconsage 

A Wisconsin male's cock.

I was out at the bar and brought home a freak chick from chi-town, she was fiending for the sconsage!

Sconnie Sausage.

Those UW girls love the sconsage!

Sconsage by crispy kreme January 7, 2011

Scosage 

A Scosage is a rare person or doggo
Or someone how is valuable to you

I love you so much Scosage
Baby you are a Scosage

Scosage by Yeet420life January 3, 2021

sconeage 

More powerful variation of ownage or pwnage. People who scone:

Chuck Norris
Charlie the Unicorn
Spongebob
etc.

Person 1: I totally creamed you!
Person 2: Man, that was sconeage.

sconeage by L & E Productions July 11, 2009

Scondage 

The art of enjoying and savouring baked products whilst amending the pronunciation of key words without any justification.

“Kirsty really enjoyed demonstrating scondage by telling people the incorrect manner of pronouncing the word yoghurt whilst savouring a baked product.

Scondage by JFM78 November 16, 2023