schwellgoogle

Staring at a computer for hours upon hours surfing the Internet and nothing meaningful gets done despite insistence of how hard you worked all day.

He schwellgoogled for 10 hours today on his MacBook and not a damn thing got done today.

by Ohyeahr July 4, 2016

schwaldo

a stiff, joke (of a person), a person who gets made fun of, a loser, a scrub, a faggot. can be used in different ways: schwaldo, schwaldin, schwaldahontus, schweldoo, schwaldini.

The player tried to throw the ball but looked like a schwaldo when he did.

Wow ok schwaldahontus, you go do that gay stuff.

Hey schwaldin get out of here.

SCHWELDOOO!!!

by Kyle Ocho November 12, 2007

Schwalbang

The act of laying on your couch, watching basketball and eating ice cream.

I was really tired after volleyball practice so I just decided to go home and Schwalbang it out all night.

by Captain Beard April 11, 2011

schwale

When you consider funnelling a beer then just decide to schwale it

Fuck bro I wanted to shotgun it but I fucked up the hole so I have to schwale it!

by Trexcandopushups November 3, 2017

schmaelz

The kid who picked his nose in Caddy Shack and then ate it.

Nice pick, Schmaelz!!

by navillus March 31, 2004

schwalbe

a Dick shaped pussy that squirts OJ

the guy wanted sumthing to drink for breakfest so he asked his wife for some pussy oj shwalbe bevrage. from her schwalbe. wich is a dick shaped pussy

by Waldo Schwalbe November 11, 2007

the schwal

Another word for Walgreens, especially the one my roommate works at.

Also known as "that dang schwal"

1. Hey, Katie, could you bring some ice cream back from the schwal?
2. Ugh, I have to go work at that dang schwal again.

by Anonymous May 9, 2005