schwaldo

a stiff, joke (of a person), a person who gets made fun of, a loser, a scrub, a faggot. can be used in different ways: schwaldo, schwaldin, schwaldahontus, schweldoo, schwaldini.

The player tried to throw the ball but looked like a schwaldo when he did.

Wow ok schwaldahontus, you go do that gay stuff.

Hey schwaldin get out of here.

SCHWELDOOO!!!

by Kyle Ocho November 12, 2007

shwaldo

1) a person who is not very shwah at at all; the opposite of shwah
2) a person who sit's on their fat ass all day, drinks way too much, and gets pleasure from yelling at kids

hey Frank! good job doing nothing at practice today, you shwaldo!

by bobbysags May 20, 2008

Schwaldante

king of, leader of, or one who is held in great esteem of the schwaldantic people.

MMA: Bill you are such a schwaldante!
Bill: that and a gypsy!

by PBreakfastC February 19, 2009

schnaldo

a type of marijuanna joint rolled so perfect that only schnaldo could have rolled it. A local legend a schnaldo looked like a Lucky from a fresh pack.

At a vanilla Fudge concert I impressed all when I pulled out 3 schnaldo's

by Rex Cars February 10, 2022

Schwallowalvae

Term of endearment to be used between Schwands

Hi Schwallowalvae ! How've you been?

by Schwand August 20, 2024

Schwadonblok

When somebody puts the right shoe on the left foot or the left shoe on the right foot.

“Dude look at your shoes, you just schwadonbloked!

by Skibidi rizzler ad May 24, 2024