Definitions by Trexcandopushups

Mushroom Black 

When a bitch is lacking on felatio and teasing it creating a blue ball upset, you defy physics by delivering a fatal blow with thine dickhead creating a blemish to thou eye socket.

She made a critical mistake by blowing a kiss at my dick, turned her face into a baseball and hit a home run with my hard helmet head rendering her eye a mushroom black

Mushroom Black by Trexcandopushups June 9, 2022

Mushroom black 

The act of defying physics, by blackening a blue ballers eye with the head of the penis.

She got a little boring with felatio so I turned her eye into a baseball and hit a home run with the head of my dick, rendering it a mushroom black.

Mushroom black by Trexcandopushups June 9, 2022

schwale

When you consider funnelling a beer then just decide to schwale it

Fuck bro I wanted to shotgun it but I fucked up the hole so I have to schwale it!

schwale by Trexcandopushups November 3, 2017

land dwelling sea beast 

A short overweight blonde girl that hits on every guy in the bar that continues to argue with them when they don’t give adequate attention, then proceeds to slap them in the face for being SOO rude.

That aggressive 4/10 was being a land dwelling sea beast.

land dwelling sea beast by Trexcandopushups November 3, 2017

Coke pidgeon 

A guy or girl, most likely leeching your drinks and cigarettes, who happens to pop up every time coke gets dumped out.

I was in my truck doing rails when I heard a thud on the window, it was just a coke pidgeon trying to enter.

Coke pidgeon by Trexcandopushups September 7, 2017

hairy acorn 

A pistachio lost in a birds nest claiming to be a penis, probably coked out.

he wanted to fuck me but his dick looked like a hairy acorn

hairy acorn by Trexcandopushups August 30, 2017