A short overweight blonde girl that hits on every guy in the bar that continues to argue with them when they don’t give adequate attention, then proceeds to slap them in the face for being SOO rude.
That aggressive 4/10 was being a land dwelling sea beast.
by Trexcandopushups November 03, 2017
When a bitch is lacking on felatio and teasing it creating a blue ball upset, you defy physics by delivering a fatal blow with thine dickhead creating a blemish to thou eye socket.
She made a critical mistake by blowing a kiss at my dick, turned her face into a baseball and hit a home run with my hard helmet head rendering her eye a mushroom black
by Trexcandopushups June 09, 2022
She got a little boring with felatio so I turned her eye into a baseball and hit a home run with the head of my dick, rendering it a mushroom black.
by Trexcandopushups June 09, 2022
by Trexcandopushups November 03, 2017
A guy or girl, most likely leeching your drinks and cigarettes, who happens to pop up every time coke gets dumped out.
I was in my truck doing rails when I heard a thud on the window, it was just a coke pidgeon trying to enter.
by Trexcandopushups September 06, 2017
by Trexcandopushups August 30, 2017