schwale
schwale by Trexcandopushups November 3, 2017
Words you can keep
Hollywood Schwal
Someone who tells fake stories about his success with women all the time, while everyone knows that they are fake.
Schwal: „And then i turned around and she was just naked!“
Everyone: „HahaHa crazy dude“
Everyone afterwards: „Lmao he is such a Hollywood Schwal. How can someone be so bad at lying.“
Everyone: „HahaHa crazy dude“
Everyone afterwards: „Lmao he is such a Hollywood Schwal. How can someone be so bad at lying.“
Hollywood Schwal by Mr Potatodick April 25, 2020
Related Words
schwale • schwalen • schwalenberg • schwade • shwale • schwall • Schwalm • schmale • Schwabe • Schwabengee
Schwalm
Someone from a relatively large family. All Schwalms are well endowed and want to have sex all the time and everyone wants to have sex with them.
Derived from the french word, "virile", Schwalms are so strong and so hot. Everyone wants a piece.
Always loyal, everyone wants to be friends with them, but they'll only chose the best of the best to hang around.
Derived from the french word, "virile", Schwalms are so strong and so hot. Everyone wants a piece.
Always loyal, everyone wants to be friends with them, but they'll only chose the best of the best to hang around.
Known saying: "When you go Schwalm, you can't go wrong"
Known tongue twister (repeat three times): "Schwalm, Schlong, Swamp" or "Donkey Schlong Schwalm"
Julien: "Yo, Schwalm is such a good room mate! He cleaned up the toilet for a hole hour!"
Hot girl1: "Yo, this guy gave me a superman that hoe' yesterday night!"
Hot girl2: "It wouldn't be the first time. You've been Schwalmed again!"
Hot girl1: "I miss having sex with Schwalm"
Known tongue twister (repeat three times): "Schwalm, Schlong, Swamp" or "Donkey Schlong Schwalm"
Julien: "Yo, Schwalm is such a good room mate! He cleaned up the toilet for a hole hour!"
Hot girl1: "Yo, this guy gave me a superman that hoe' yesterday night!"
Hot girl2: "It wouldn't be the first time. You've been Schwalmed again!"
Hot girl1: "I miss having sex with Schwalm"
Schwalm by christinester March 6, 2010
schwally
schwally by RossTMcConnell April 16, 2008
schwade
to make someone uncomfortable enough to share whatever they have with you. Such as to stay at someones house long enough for the host to feel like they should ask you to stay, and then eat all their food after they are asleep.
Friend: Hey, can I schwade up on that bag of chips?
You: You need to get your own man.
or
I could hear him in the kitchen schwading up on all my food after I went to bed!
You: You need to get your own man.
or
I could hear him in the kitchen schwading up on all my food after I went to bed!
schwade by victimofhim February 28, 2013
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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