The coolest motherfucker I know to date, he parties after he teaches at strip clubs, he knows every inch of their body "after all he slays as much poon as a horny panther" after taking hardcore drugs as Meth and Cocaine, He dominates his wife with his 12in dick. Overall the "sex-God" of the century.
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Get the Schaumberg mug.A Northwest suburb of Chicago. It has a population of approximately 75,000 and is on the 2007 list of top 10 places to live in the US. It is near Woodfield Mall, the mall with the most shopping space in the country. It is also host to a number of restaurants and a great deal of other businesses and stores. It includes housing from affordable to very high end with excellent school districts. Most high school students who live in Schaumburg go to Schaumburg HS in Schaumburg, Conant HS in Hoffman Estates (a neighboring town), or Hoffman Estates HS. Towns near Schaumburg include Hoffman Estates, Barrington (in all varieties from Barrington Hills to South Barrington), Invernes, Rolling Meadows, Palatine, and Hanover Park in addition to a few more. With decent traffic conditions Schaumburg is less than an hour drive from Chicago.
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Repeatedly slicing small pieces of a dish so you can keep coming back and not have to wash the dish.
by Jdelh25 October 30, 2017
Get the schramming mug.The act of entering into an eternal familial relationship with a member of the "Schram Family" in perpituity,
or as it is more affectionatly known,
"The Fam Schramily"
or as it is more affectionatly known,
"The Fam Schramily"
Upon getting married to someone named Schram (whom she had known since the 7th grade), Brandy called the friends she had known since middle school and said, "I've been Schrammed".
(After 15 years and 2 kids, it just keeps getting better every day)
(After 15 years and 2 kids, it just keeps getting better every day)
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Get the Scraumica mug.Schaumburg is quite possibly the best place to live in North West suburbia. Those who visit Schaumburg will find new development every where, including a beautiful and thriving Town Square, affordable to very upscale housing, and Woodfield Mall (need I say more?) Education opportunities in Schaumburg inlcude Blue Ribbon winning elementary schools, progressive junior middle schools, and high schools that achieve above state and national standards educationaly and compete with the best athletically. If it's arts and entertainment your looking for, Schaumburg is home to many community ensembles and theatre programs and hosts big name artists year round. The people of Schaumburg are modest, well rounded people who choose not to boast, but to let the strengths of the population and city speak for its self.
I'm going to Schaumburg this weekend on a business trip and I'm staying at a 4 star hotel, going out to eat at one of the many fine restaraunts, and finishing all of my holiday shopping. And I'm never going back to Libertyville.
by kbrajabroniehonie2 December 28, 2005
Get the schaumburg mug.A prison in Schaumburg, IL. This school has a case for the worst high school in IL, with their administration leading the way. They do not know what to do, and their teachers do not know how to teach either, besides one, Joshua Csoka. The administration shows their favorites day in and day out, and if you are not on their good side, then you are out of luck. Stay clear of this school for your mental health.
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