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Schmooze-Bro

A schmooze-bro is type of collegiate-aged male, often a member of a fraternal organization, defined by his constant schmoozing, non-clever ball-busting, lewdness, date rape of sorority girls and other females with low self-esteem, and general douche-baggery. He is constantly making unwanted conversation and turns everything into a contest. He can be identified by his plain khaki shorts; brown, leather, thong sandals; and fabric baseball caps, (brim worn slightly up and tilted or backwards). Caution: in later stages of life cycle schmooze-bros may take the form of graduate students or professionals. These can be identified by their smart casual style of dress and chrome/silver watches.
Yeah, I was at the Royal Palms in Collegetown last night, but there were a bunch of schmooze-bros sitting on top of the booths with their feet on the tables. What a bunch of twats.
Schmooze-Bro by rjb569 March 29, 2009
Related Words

schmooze 

To Schmooze (v) A term often used to describe formal or semi formal setting in which one party or individual attempts to influence another by means of flattery, gifts or any other non-monetary form of compensation.

Especially common term in politics and lobbing.
1: Where were you last night?

2: Sorry I had to go to the law reception last night to schmooze the congressmen.
schmooze by Greg-in-DC June 24, 2011

nosh n' schmooze 

n. A gathering of friends at a favorite local restaurant where everyone eats and shares stories with each other. Usually occurs at a place that serves bagels.
My friends and I are going to have a nosh n' schmooze at Bernie's after our AP exam on Wednesday.

schmooney 

A children's book written by Bob Shumaker
Have you read The Legend of the Schmooney
schmooney by Dootdoot25 February 25, 2019

schmozer 

Cross between a schmoozer and a poseur. A person whose talent for ingratiation and hype are inversely proportional to their vocational competence.
Coach Landers? That dude is such a schmozer—recruited the shit out of the state’s top striker, then turned practice over to his assistant on day one!!
schmozer by FunkyWinnie January 1, 2021

thumb-schmooze

To text for the purpose of social communication; from schmooze, Yiddish meaning to chat, to have an informal conversation; "thumb" is a reference to the use of thumbs to text on a mobile phone
I'll be in meetings all week, but we'll thumb-schmooze every day until we can get together on the weekend.
thumb-schmooze by Liz141 April 21, 2017