Cross between a schmoozer and a poseur. A person whose talent for ingratiation and hype are inversely proportional to their vocational competence.
Coach Landers? That dude is such a schmozer—recruited the shit out of the state’s top striker, then turned practice over to his assistant on day one!!
by FunkyWinnie January 1, 2021
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bull crap, lies, untruth
a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5
a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5
by MrHorrible October 23, 2011
Get the schmogerty mug.A schmoozer can be one of two things, either:
1.) Someone with the God-given talent of saying all the right things in order to secretly manipulate a situation so that his or her own concealed goals are fulfilled.
**For example, tons of guys at the bar are schmoozers. They'll say anything a girl wants to hear so she'll be more likely to take him back to her place**
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2.) Someone who just charms the pants off of people for the sake of their own amusement.
1.) Someone with the God-given talent of saying all the right things in order to secretly manipulate a situation so that his or her own concealed goals are fulfilled.
**For example, tons of guys at the bar are schmoozers. They'll say anything a girl wants to hear so she'll be more likely to take him back to her place**
OR
2.) Someone who just charms the pants off of people for the sake of their own amusement.
Old woman: What is a strapping young man like yourself attending an old lady's 80th birthday party for?
Dude: 80? You don't look a day over 21!
Old woman: Tehe, you are quite the schmoozer!
Dude: 80? You don't look a day over 21!
Old woman: Tehe, you are quite the schmoozer!
by EloisePrettyPlease March 26, 2012
Get the Schmoozer mug.A person skilled in the art of ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching.
Boy, that Tony, what a schmoozer. He went to a Happy Hour and got contact information on the Senior Partner at Boogle & Walters.
by Tom LaBelle October 5, 2004
Get the schmoozer mug.One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.
Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)
Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"
(usually in a German accent)
Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"
by magic raspberry August 9, 2017
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