A schmooze-bro is type of collegiate-aged male, often a member of a fraternal organization, defined by his constant schmoozing, non-clever ball-busting, lewdness, date rape of sorority girls and other females with low self-esteem, and general douche-baggery. He is constantly making unwanted conversation and turns everything into a contest. He can be identified by his plain khaki shorts; brown, leather, thong sandals; and fabric baseball caps, (brim worn slightly up and tilted or backwards). Caution: in later stages of life cycle schmooze-bros may take the form of graduate students or professionals. These can be identified by their smart casual style of dress and chrome/silver watches.
Yeah, I was at the Royal Palms in Collegetown last night, but there were a bunch of schmooze-bros sitting on top of the booths with their feet on the tables. What a bunch of twats.
by rjb569 March 30, 2009
A variation of the more common inter-cleavage motorboating, marshland motorboating consists of putting ones lips to a woman's exposed vagina, and simultaneously blowing and vigorously shaking one's head back and forth, thereby imitating that sound of small boat's engine.
Julie thinks we need to spice up our sex life, so tonight I think I'll give her a little of the old Marshland Motorboat.
by rjb569 March 30, 2009