Shetarded

A retarded female

OMG, that girl Rose is so shetarded

by LVILLuminati September 4, 2016

Schmarder

1.) A person in NY.
2.) One who is extremely fat and eats everything possible in sight; a fat ass.

"The guy in McDonald's is such a schmarder."
"I hope I never have to share a seat on the bus with a schmarder again, the seat almost broke!"

by N/A April 21, 2005

Shetard

Shitfaced retard, or girly retard.

jay is such a shetard
or
omg mirrorkills is a damn shetard

by like, everyone with a brain December 12, 2008

Schmead darsted

When a female comes over to your lovely man cave and passes out within the confines of your bed. She than pees your bed.

Dude can you believe that Andrew got schmead darsted again?

No man that's impossible.

by Juicy john December 30, 2012

Schmearquad

the correct way to say okay in mhermerknees

“My pregnancy test came back negative.”

“Schmearquad.”

by mherm_queenie February 27, 2023

Hammer Schmear

A little dollop of thick smegma under the penile foreskin.

She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.

I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.

by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020

scenetards

A word to negatively call a scene kid. It is a compound word of the two terms "scene kid" and "retard", as scene kids are retarded.

Did you see all the scenetards at the Death Before Dying On A Twisted River That's Bleeding show?

by Audrey Will Kick Your Ass November 7, 2006