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Schlonkered

Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.
"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."
by James Holter April 30, 2008
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schlorkied

Midwestern slang for when a guy dresses up in a maid outfit and get bum fucked in a bathroom stall
Did you hear about how marcus got schlorkied yesterday?
Yeah pretty wild of him to do something like that.
by fliip3 January 21, 2022
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shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.
‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..
by kebablalova December 16, 2013
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schlonged

Clinton was schlonged by President Obama in 2008 - Donald Trump
by King_Charlemagne April 1, 2016
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Schlonkey

When a dick goes up a girls butt so she wont shit straight for a week

Schlon(g)- penis
(Don)key- ass- butthole
David gave Betsy a schlonkey, so she had to got to the doctor and have a rectal xray.
by A-phish January 30, 2010
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schlonking

Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.
by George Pearson August 23, 2009
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heavily schlonged

a male who possesses a larger-than-average sized penis and who is adept at wielding it.
Shawna is walking funny today because her new boyfriend is heavily schlonged.
by Madame Hyde February 26, 2011
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