Poopache

Similar to a stomachache, one gets a poopache when they have not flushed their body of waste for an alarming number of days. In other words, the ache a person might get when they have to poop but hold it off. May or may not be accompanied excessiver with gas, stomach pains & aches.

Boy: I haven't gotten a chance to take a dump in the longest time and my stomach hurts like hell.
Girl: Damn, sucks for you. You must have a poopache.

Man: My stomach fucking aches, I'm passing gas, and I get these excruciating pains in my abdomen, what the hell is this shit, Doc?
Doctor: Looks like you have a poopache. No worries, just take a dump ASAP.

by WhoSaidThat September 27, 2009

pornstache

ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have.

CSI's George Eads was sporting a pornstache for several episodes.

by MustangWithInk September 17, 2007

pustache

A mustache that is saturated with vaginal secretions. It is often left in the mustache for several days so one may inhale the fragrance of their partner.

When Gary came out of the poonranatangwhores bedroom he sported a fresh pustache.

by Bobby Lane February 13, 2008

poustache

A goatee that looks like someone shoved their chin up someones anus while they were taking a shit

shave your poustache alex

by Urgay October 24, 2003

Prostachute

Elevated garbage or trash chute in a high rise hotel or resort used to dispose of contraband.

Jackson dumped his stash and the dead hooker in the Prostachute and fled when the police were called.

by LS Juan September 1, 2018

Pwsstache

The hair otherwise known as pubes surrounding the vaginal area

"i went down on this girl the other night and she had some serious pwsstache"

by Mogz89 February 25, 2009

pedostache

The moustache often seen on pedophiles. Appears as a dangerously thin, greasy moustache, often complimented by the aviator glasses and the pedosmile.

Pedophiles can be spotted through the useful guide provided by Maddox.

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net /c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo

"Francis, that pedostache isn't gonna help much...well, the fact that she's in middle school doesn't help much either."

by Tim Tim the Crazy Man August 3, 2006