Poopsnake 

When you perform anal sex on a woman (or man I guess) and you let your cock sit there in her ass for a few minutes. After you think enough she is relaxed you pull out real quick releasing the poopsnake, thus embarrasing the stupid ho.

I gave Laura the poop snake last night, she crapped all over herself.

Poopsnake by Spider Man January 5, 2004

poonslapper 

The one committing an act of poonslap.

Holy shit, Knope is such a goddamn poonslapper! He may have poonsmashed!

poonslapper by sembms June 15, 2011

Poopsnake 

A slender turd similar in shape and size to that of a snake.

After noticing MCHammer camping people for extended periods of time, Ice thought he was quite the poopsnake.

Poopsnake by SearyxZek September 13, 2003

poopsnaggle 

The little man preferably a dwarf or midget that goes behind the animals at places where animals gather; parades, carnivals, circuses, etc. and scoops their shit into the little buckets.

Employer: How can I help you today?
Applicant: I would like to apply for the position of poopsnaggler.
Employer: Are you aware of the job description?
Applicant: Yes, I am a dwarf and I love poop. It is a common aspiration among people of my type to become a poopsnaggle.

poopsnaggle by Greenbeans November 2, 2007

poonslap 

To poonslap is to participate in the act of courting, wooing, seducing, or otherwise inciting the interest of someone of the opposite sex; also known as poonslapping. Eventually it should lead the so-called "poonslapper" to get laid.

Dude, E-Tom is such a fucking poonslapper!
Did you read that IM conversation? Bro, that was an epic poonslap!

poonslap by sembms June 15, 2011

Poopslap 

When you take a shit and it is so long that it bottoms out the bowl and falls over, causing a slapping noise on the water.

Damn! Did you hear that massive poopslap?

Poopslap by truckman1966 January 16, 2009

poonscaping

Originated at the horse
It is the process of trimming you're beaver / vagina hair

Michelle has a very nice beaver because she has been doing some Poonscaping

poonscaping by SainaZoomzoom February 29, 2016