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24 Girls, One Aim - Having It Supersized

They Live By These Few Simple Rules

1. If it’s offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “don’t stop till you get enough”
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If you’re gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love

(see also 'Pootang Invasion')
'That Pootang Clan is just a big bunch of skets'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'
pootang clan by Con, Esme, Lizzie December 27, 2007
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Poontangerang 

Poontangerang is poontang that you try to throw away, but it just keeps on coming back.
Rick: "Are you and Bethany still together?"
Steve: "You wouldn't think so. I haven't called her in like a week. I even slept with her sister, but that poontangerang keeps peepin' me up!"

poongtang 

Hello, my friend. Poongtang for you today?
poongtang by mR.siNiSTer October 10, 2006

PoonTang Clan 

A popular rap group led by frontman Ol' Dirty Beaver.
I just bought the new album by the PoonTang Clan! Ol' Dirty Beaver is an awesome rapper!
PoonTang Clan by redblade77 April 11, 2008

pootang pie

In her desperation, Karlita offered him a huge, heaping, steaming slice of her pootang pie.
pootang pie by Jo_Jo February 16, 2004

Poonyatang 

A young womens vagina that is still tight.
most 12 year old girls have a poonyatang.

poontang 

The center of the universe. Part of a female's body located between her legs that is reason why all wars are ever fought. If you aren't getting it you want it, and if you are, it's never enough. Often times it used as the noun in sentence because, let's face it, often times us guys don't care what's all around the poontang as long as it is willing to provide us access to this magical land of wander
"Let's go get us some poontang!"
poontang by JtothaC March 13, 2005