penisculus

A micro penis

He is just a Penisculus bastard. Because he has a BMW thinks that we can see though his pants

by PhaDirtySouth December 9, 2022

peniscule

Adjective describing one who reveres material possessions; ie jacked up trucks, corvettes, big gold chains, large dogs, in hopes of making themselves feel better about their tiny penis. Often actually advertises this fact.

The jerk who cut me off in that Toyota mini pickup with the 36" lift and the giant brush guard was obviously peniscule.

Could he be more peniscule than wearing that huge 70's gold medallion over his hairy chest with his shirt unbuttoned?

by steve grill April 6, 2004

Penisouras

Million years ago the greatest and most feared dinosaur wasn't the tyrannosaurus or Velociraptor but the Penisouras who conquered and destroyed The Neanderthall's great cities and country's. This Dinosaur was over 50 feet tall weighing over 30 tons and could shoot its hot sticky goo over 1000 ft in distance.

Dude did you see last nights episode when Godzilla went up againist The almighty Penisouras ! Godzilla cried like a little bitch

by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009

spanish pedicure

when a man cums and uses his cum to paint the girls toe nails while wearing a sombrero

hey dude i totally gave that girl an awesome spanish pedicure last night

by georginia January 30, 2009

Milwaukee pedicure

when you cum in a girl's shoes while she's sleeping in the middle of the night, then wake her up by telling her there's a fire and to put on her shoes.

Last night after I fucked Lizzy, I gave her a Milwaukee pedicure and she stepped in my cum.

by M Hans September 25, 2006

pedicure

Traditionally, when a female takes care of her feet. Specifically, this would involve the clipping and painting of the toenails.

Samantha has a pedicure!

by Seth January 31, 2004

penisbreath

one who's breath smells like penis.

Holly, stop sucking dick, you penisbreath!

by Chelsea March 28, 2003