Panton

Member of the 35th Fighter Squadron/Aircraft Maintenance Unit. Part of the 8th Fighter Wing "Wolf Pack" at Kunsan AB Korea.

Once a Panton, always a Panton.

by Ken Gman March 24, 2008

Pantene Freshness

during a blow job a man pulls out and cums in the girls hair and precedes to rub it in. sometimes without the girl knowing

Dude Billy Pantene Freshnessed Taylor the other night before she went to dinner with her mom

by The Triple M August 1, 2010

Pantene shower

When you ejaculate onto your pubic hair and proceed to use it as shampoo.

My girlfriend watched me give myself a Pantene Shower last night

by Ballmebarson January 9, 2021

pantene punk

"Punk" who cares more about spiking their hair up then about what the actual punk movement was all about.

Pantene punks spend hours in front of the mirror getting their hair juuuuust right.

by Dinn August 10, 2006

pantsnesia

A condition brought on by finding a random pair of pants in your laundry. After some investigation they turn out to be your own damn pants. The seriousness of the condition is linearly related to the number of people that must be asked if they own said pants.

Geoffrey: "Hey Darius are these your pants?"
Darius: "Nah bro,those look like they would fit you tho."
Geoffrey: "Yo Thad these your pants man?"
Thad: "Nope, they look like your size tho."
Geoffrey: "Hey Dragon you missing some pants?"
Dragon: "I am a mythical four-legged lizard with wings. I don't wear pants. They are probably your fucking pants."
Geoffrey: "Oh. No yeah I think they are mine."
Thad: "Nice case of pantsnesia brohanama."

by SharpDressedDragon September 7, 2009

Pantong

A contemptuous term aimed at an unwanted person or peoples that are acting in a dumb, brainless, or generally unintelligent way. This word can also be used as a universal racial slur, although originally intended for use towards Asians. (Derived from the word "Pontoon", referring to the frequent use of boats for the transportation of immigrants)

"Kim, that fucking pantong, ruined the carpet with his kimchi!"

by Wobbly_Lobster February 27, 2023

pantofel

this term is used to describe a person who compulsively masturbates every chance they get.

We found out David is a total pantofel after we went to Brandon's house with him.

by marajuanatablets June 20, 2007