pantsnesia 

A condition brought on by finding a random pair of pants in your laundry. After some investigation they turn out to be your own damn pants. The seriousness of the condition is linearly related to the number of people that must be asked if they own said pants.

Geoffrey: "Hey Darius are these your pants?"
Darius: "Nah bro,those look like they would fit you tho."
Geoffrey: "Yo Thad these your pants man?"
Thad: "Nope, they look like your size tho."
Geoffrey: "Hey Dragon you missing some pants?"
Dragon: "I am a mythical four-legged lizard with wings. I don't wear pants. They are probably your fucking pants."
Geoffrey: "Oh. No yeah I think they are mine."
Thad: "Nice case of pantsnesia brohanama."

pantsnesia by SharpDressedDragon September 7, 2009

pantsness 

General term for the appearance of a man's pants or jeans, specifically the fit and style (or lack thereof) or the manner in which he wears them. Can refer to either a good fit (intriguing nooks and crannies evident, emphasis on the ass) or a poor fit (pleats, tapered pants, ass-obliterating sagging). May also refer to good pants worn badly (plumber's crack, waistband under armpits). Can be used to describe specific pairs of pants or to a man's entire pants wardrobe or taste in pants.

"He's kind of cute but he really takes bad pantsness to a whole new low."

"Mike's pantsness makes women sad in the pants."

"My boyfriend gives amazing pantsness. He's like a 9.5 on the pantsness scale!"

pantsness by rrrrocket November 2, 2007

pantsness 

1. Having or pertaining to pants.
2. An excessively long way to say "pants".

With all those pairs of jeans, you've got alot of pantsness.

pantsness by The Pants Master October 13, 2003