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Oblivious Fuck

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A person (typically a guy) that has no idea they could smash if they just asked. Oblivious fucks tend to be the unknowing putting a girl in the friend zone
Girl 1 -"God I'd fuck Jake in a heart beat if he'd stop calling me bro and take me to a movie."

Girl 2-"don't bother he'll always be an oblivious fuck"
by Ramdomchick268 February 25, 2015
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Oblivideo

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An Oblivideo is when you think you are taking a still picture but your device(phone, camera) is on the video camera setting. The result being a short awkward video clip of the subjects in the picture frame posing for a still photo oblivious to the fact that a video is actually being recorded.
I thought I took a selfie of us, but I just recorded an oblivideo!
by Greg Stefan S. March 6, 2015
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I'm absolutely "obliviated" fulcrum gang.
by Fulcrum4266 December 20, 2022
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Oblivious

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Pretty much Harry Potter summed up in one word. I mean, he was clueless to the things straight in his face.
*made up*
Harry: How long has this been going on?

Hermione: Quite awhile, but for some reason you didn't know.

Ron: Yeah, mate. Your oblivious to nearly everything!

Harry: That isn't true!

Heemione: Harry, it is true.
by (×_×; November 3, 2016
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obliviate

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Originating from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Obliviate is a term meaning 'forget'. Obliviate is a memory charm, resulting in the erasure of the recipients memory. Now it is used as a verb, such as
'I obliviated my math homework at home'
by sue April 8, 2005
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fiddly oblivious

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When your personality and or behavior is so gullible or oblivious that someone can make up an adjective like fiddly and you'll believe it actually exists.

Derived from the word fiddle because whoever came up with that was clearly too oblivious to realize the word violin already existed.
Person 1: Who's Brittney Spears?
Person 2: The cavewoman married to the caveman in the Geico commercials.
Person 1: Really? I thought she wrote music?
Person 2:.......You're fiddly oblivious
Person 1: Yeah.... Wait that means imaginative right?
Person 2: *facepalm* Look it up in the dictionary
Person 1: It's not there....
by camellia April 29, 2013
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to completely destroy. Similar to obliterated.
"Man, I just witnessed Desert Fox OBLIVIATE that female!!!"

"I obliviated my liver by getting drunk last night."

"Watch as JFK's head gets oblivated by that sniper round in Dallas, TX"
by pft pft January 17, 2010
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