Oblivideo 

An Oblivideo is when you think you are taking a still picture but your device(phone, camera) is on the video camera setting. The result being a short awkward video clip of the subjects in the picture frame posing for a still photo oblivious to the fact that a video is actually being recorded.

I thought I took a selfie of us, but I just recorded an oblivideo!

Oblivideo by Greg Stefan S. March 6, 2015

obliviscor 

Generally used to describe annoying people. They tend to be unappealing to the eye.

Man Obliviscor is such a cock sucker. He tried to steal my booze again.

obliviscor by Albino Possum April 22, 2018

[Oblivite] 

When you invite someone to an event, because you know they will find out that you went with a lot of mutual friends.

Oblivite: Inviting someone to an event that you really don't want to come along, because you know they will find out everyone went.

"I had to oblivite Carol to the movies, because she would have seen all of our check-ins on Facebook. "

[Oblivite] by Dr. Brizzy December 11, 2016

oblividroid 

A person that automatically does things without thinking about them.

That oblividroid just went ahead and processed the request without even noticing how absurd it was!

oblividroid by Anonymus Bosch November 18, 2005

Oblivilocus 

Derived from the Latin words "forget" and "room", means when you walk into a room and forget why you entered

-aw shoot
-what's wrong
-I had an oblivilocus

Oblivilocus by sophia moose June 6, 2017

obliviblock 

(V) To have a clueless coworker tell an interminably boring story in a common space that you can’t walk away from because you’re the only other one there, particularly galling when you’re trying to get actual work done, or leave early.

Our IP guy completely obliviblocked me when I was trying to slide out an hour early today. Caught me as I was opening the doors to the elevator Bank, I sat holding a 30 pound door for twenty minutes as he recounted every excruciating detail of the most boring project ever. Did he think “why is this dude holding a door and looking at his watch every eight seconds”? Did he care? Anyway, when the story was done (or he stopped to breath) I noticed I had missed my train home so just slunk back to my desk to do some more work.

obliviblock by BoredBill December 13, 2017

Oblivia/Oblivio

Proper name attributed to those who are truly oblivious to the outside world. Oblivia/female, Oblivio/male.

Helloooo, Oblivia/Oblivio! Stopping dead at the top of the escalator isn't too bright.

Oblivia/Oblivio by Jeanastra March 20, 2013