A person (typically a guy) that has no idea they could smash if they just asked. Oblivious fucks tend to be the unknowing putting a girl in the friend zone
Girl 1 -"God I'd fuck Jake in a heart beat if he'd stop calling me bro and take me to a movie."
Girl 2-"don't bother he'll always be an oblivious fuck"
Girl 2-"don't bother he'll always be an oblivious fuck"
by Ramdomchick268 February 26, 2015
The regret you feel when you realize you want something other than the thing you actual order, typically felt while driving away from the fast food place.
"Dude I felt so much McGret last night I knew I should have gotten a Big Mac and not the McChicken"
-"rookie mistake"
-"rookie mistake"
by Ramdomchick268 February 26, 2015