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Nurse

1. someone who makes a shitload of money in the health care industry and knows an insane amount of biology, pharmacology, and fucked up radiation spewing, dye-injecting, fluoroscopic, x-ray projecting diagnostic tools.

2. hardcore. not like mrs. forman in that 70s show.

3. a baller

4. a healthcare professional who works in a massive industrial edifice which houses tons of really sick and dying people, scary loud radiation machines, roomfuls of needles, tubes, and bandages, and has a creepy smell. they are usually short-staffed, really sressed out, and are consequently some tough dudes and bitches.
1. in this shit economy i had so much trouble finding a decent job for my over-educated, under-skilled ass. but now that i'm a nurse i'm makin paper. and i can talk a bitch under the table about BIO.

2. nurses always tell me how they went through school with 2 kids so i should be able to. but fuck that cause they barely even knew what DNA was back then. the circulatory system is easy. you should see the shit we need to know NOW.

3. bitch please, i'm 23 and i just bought a house. i'm a nurse.

4. i don't know how you can work in a hospital. they are nasty and they scare the shit out of me. and produce an insane amount of industrial waste. gross.
by orange tea cup January 16, 2009
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Nurse

A Term coined by Drag Queen Willam Belli. Nurse is used as a term for someone who needs help. Can also be used as shade just by saying NURSE!
Oh girl her makeup is bad. NURSE!
by Shwamii February 14, 2019
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Nurse

Monitor patients and carry out physician's orders. May have a 4 year BSN or 2 year LPN or no degree.
The nurse assisted the physician in the patient's recovery
by PerryCox April 30, 2020
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nursely

Acting in a caring, nurturing manner. Acting as a nurse.
Jo was very nursely when I came in with a boo-boo on my knee.
by Booyeeah May 29, 2008
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Nurse

An explitive shouted when somone has clearly fucked up
Jen: hows this look *shows you dress*
You: uhm, Nurse
by 4ShytsNGiggles January 5, 2015
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Nurse!

A vocal cry of of exclamation feigning the need for medical assistance from a nurse following particuarly loud or loud and wet flatulance.
Nurse, Nurse! cried Fred as his friends held their noses following his loud fart!
by Caiptean August 29, 2009
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Nursing

Catching a fish with tackle attached to a nipple ring.
I went out nursing this weekend...FISH ON!
by Robby Bobby Moonstock August 20, 2017
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