Monkeylove

Monkeylove is referred to as gay sex between two guys.

Did you hear gay Johnny talking about all the monkeylove he got last night.

by Captain Spanky July 28, 2006

monkeylover

one who wishes to or does make love to monkeys

that guy is a real monkeylover, he goes to the zoo to try and get pussy.

by asspirate July 20, 2003

MonkeyCone

Head of a baboon and a body of a cone. See Gorman

Mike Gorman is such a monkeycone

by Joe November 11, 2004

monkeybone

A monkey's hard cock. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeyhole


Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.

bob: you are a motley fool.
girl: You suck monkeybone.

boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.

by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

monkeymongmashed

knackerfaced;shitfaced;drunkus mulunkus;headfucked;cunted;
not just mashed, beyond mongmashed.

I can't believe I shagged all those russian dockers last night, I was so monkeymongmashed.

by Lord Crinkle November 23, 2003

monkeylion

someone extremely ugly.they often tend to act stupid

OMG,(oh my god)
that chick's a
monkeylion!

by rafarocks August 30, 2007

markaylon

A very kind hearted girl. She will not let any bulling be tolerated, she will always stand up for what right. She is a goffy and fun to be around woman. She always has the best advice, and will always help you out with anything. Markaylon will always be your favorite person. She will tend to hide her feeling from everyone other than her parents and very close friends. Markaylon has a very laid back sense of style, only dresses up when necessary! Markaylon is a very creative, loving, and beautiful woman.

“You are being a markaylon”

by kelamrealsavge44 February 23, 2019