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monkeylion 

someone extremely ugly.they often tend to act stupid
OMG,(oh my god)
that chick's a
monkeylion!
monkeylion by rafarocks August 30, 2007
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Monkeydonia 

The country formerly known as FYROM only to themselves but known as Monkeydonia to everyone else due to their behaviour in current important political issues, such as land stealing, historical theft and racism.
we monkeydonians have a proud history, but it feels secondhand.

look up monkeydonia on you tube
Monkeydonia by monkeydonia historian December 16, 2008

monkeying about 

Verb
To do unproductive things in the backseat of a warthog while others are listening to the radio.

As seen on Red vs Blue, episode 53
www.redvsblue.com
"I think it's important to get proper credit when some of us are working hard discovering distress signals on the Warthog's radio, while others are hanging out in the back seat, monkeying about!"
monkeying about by cheeser March 28, 2005

monkeylicker 

A person who does/says something incredibly offensive/repulsive. They can be referred, quite simply, as a monkeylicker.
"god, have you seen those hawaiian shirts Derek has been wearing lately? what a monkeylicker"
monkeylicker by Buggercakes January 3, 2004

monkeytron 

Stupid illiterate bitch that sucks and swallows
That monkeytron sure is a hoe.
monkeytron by homie of the westside September 30, 2014

monkeying about 

To fool around. (non-sexually)
seen in Red Vs Blue 53
"While we're sitting here just jabbering the Reds are over there monkeying about!"
monkeying about by Hollicide March 30, 2005

monkeyphone

A group of young men who enjoy doing prank calls, going by the names Drew, Mark, Eric, and Matt. Monkeyphone is seemingly an offspring of kdk (see www.kdkprankcalls.com). They host an internet radio show on pcu radio (see www.pcuradio.com) Called Monkeyphones Retard Night. They have a small following of people, usually less than 50 listeners world wide for each show.
Have you been to www.monkeyphone.net yet? Its really cool!
monkeyphone by Matt Harper April 24, 2005
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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