matsurbate

To question whether something is a tavern or a caves.

Bob: Hey, have you ever matsurbated?

Tom: Once or twice, yes.

Bob: ...How were you never caught in the act?

by Matt Bolyard November 29, 2013

Matturbate

Violently and chronicly masturbating to the point when your right, or left arm gets so engorged that you are able to bench press your own house.

One who is able to win a fist fight against a gorrila with only thier matturbate arm.

by Gsteven June 20, 2010

Macurbate

a. To use an Apple device for long periods of time.

b. To love an iDevice to the point you forget everything else.

James got the new iPhone 5 and he's going to macurbate all weekend.

by xGeorgex October 9, 2012

Mathurbation

The art of substituting actually interesting content with complex-sounding but actually superficial math. Might bring some degre of arousal for the one performing it and some inexperienced and simple-minded spectators

Sannilkov's entire research has absolutely no contribution to science, it is just mathurbation

by EJMRagent October 7, 2015

Maturbate

The act of masturbating to mature porn.

Dude, the reason i like old chicks is because all i do is maturbate.

by DRxPwnstar June 25, 2010

Mathurbation

Rubbing your abacus until one blows his equations all over ones Pi.

of or relating to Mathematics

Although crippled by Lou Gehrigs disease, Professor Steven Hawkings is still able to stimulate his libido by a healthy dose of mathurbation.

by Chantel Flanery, Nick Zarvis January 30, 2008

mathurbation

The results of rapidly pressing buttons on your calculator!

Bob - 'Hahah look, I'm playing with my calculator'
Bill- 'Wow, pressing buttons on it? Mathurbation!'
Bob - 'But it's so fun! :('

by theyellowasian November 22, 2011