Maturbate

The act of masturbating to mature porn.
Dude, the reason i like old chicks is because all i do is maturbate.
by DRxPwnstar June 25, 2010
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Maturbating

To masturbate maturely, typically while wearing a monocle, top hat, and smoking from a corn cob pipe
I wish to partake in the act of Maturbating, where did I leave my monocle and cob pipe?
by Veretus September 05, 2010
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Maturbation

Masturbating to only images of Mater from cars
Keith Scott enjoys maturbation
by Welchmas December 07, 2020
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