Masturcrate

A mix between Masturbation and Procrastination.

It is when a person masturbates to pass time or to evade someone, leaving their obligations to the last possible moment to complete/endure.

House Party Scenario-

Jamie: What is Jimmy doing? He has been in the toilet for 30 minutes now.

Kieran: Oh he is masturcrating in there because he doesn't want to talk to Judy, he gave her herpes last week.

Jamie: Oh damn! Well Jimmy... Masturcrate the night away!

by J_Springer August 13, 2010

masturprank

A term first coined by Dr Gregory House in season 6 episode 13 to denote the feigning of a practical joke on oneself to avert suspicion from other people about one's guilt as a prankster.

Wilson:You created empirical proof that I didn't prank you selling me on the notion that you didn't prank. Maybe you self-pranked.

House: I don't masturprank

by The Gonzo Lecture March 25, 2010

MasturProcrasturbation

Procrastination by the mean so Masturbation.

Guy#1 You really should stop with that MasturProcrasturbation it's not good for you
Guy#2 But it feels so good!

Mum: =O WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Son: MasturProcrasturbation, now get out... This is awkward!

by Steveeeeeh April 5, 2011

Masturcramp

When you're masturbating so ferociously that once you're done, your arm - from your elbow to your shoulder - will cramp up in pain or in extreme cases, from your forearm to your shoulder.

Last night i was masturbating so hard that when i was done a had a terrible Masturcramp.

by Mastur Chief August 6, 2011

masturbrasion

n: genital chafing, caused by excessively aggressive or unlubricated self-abuse.

After jerking off five times one afternoon, he spent a week with a severe case of masturbrasion.

by xqqme August 9, 2010

masturrape

a combination of the words 'masturbate' and 'rape'. it means to think about somebody while you masturbate, or to masturbate to somebody's pictures.

i masturrape my crush every night.

by xaxaxa June 24, 2010

masturcrastination

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

by p mammen July 29, 2009