masturprank

A term first coined by Dr Gregory House in season 6 episode 13 to denote the feigning of a practical joke on oneself to avert suspicion from other people about one's guilt as a prankster.

Wilson:You created empirical proof that I didn't prank you selling me on the notion that you didn't prank. Maybe you self-pranked.

House: I don't masturprank

masturprank by The Gonzo Lecture March 25, 2010

masturpraytion 

1. Combining masturbation and prayer, most commonly in the form of praying you don't get caught whacking off in a compromising position.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.

So this one time I was doing some serious masturpraytion over cousin Sophie's bikini photos on Facebook, cause God help me if I get caught whacking off to that.

masturpraytion by pandeism September 30, 2010

Masturwank 

To masturbate furiously with both hands.

Chad liked to masturwank to the thought of Taylor Swift.

Masturwank by BibblySue April 28, 2009

masterpranking 

The act of pulling a prank on one's self in order to cast off suspicion from an earlier prank. A tactic often used when one is preparing for the ultimate prank in a series that will produce great personal enjoyment at the expense of others.

After the warranted egging of his neighbors' homes and masterpranking his own house (less than the others of course) Sanchez began planning for the imminent round of flaming bags of dog poop.

masterpranking by Barry Brooks February 27, 2011

masturpray

The act of praying and the feeling that comes along with it; overwhelming feeling of accomplishment and enjoyment. Similar to an orgasm.

I just masturprayed all over my sermon!

masturpray by xfatkidcorex July 9, 2012

Masterprank 

To prank ones self in order to look like a victim. Often used to convince others you are not the one behind a series of pranks.

You think I would prank myself? I would never Masterprank.

Masterprank by MotoMan_YZ400 February 4, 2010

masturbank

The mental database within which you store images of women you will masturbate to later.

Ryan: Hey, look at that one girl's ass.

Matthew: Yeah, she's definitely going into my masturbank.

masturbank by Jabroni Johnson August 25, 2011