lobsterphilia

The desire felt towards your caucasian partner after he/she has a sunburn. This may cause one to recall past delicious lobster eating experiences.

As she spilled melted garlic butter over him, she said "I'm sorry, it's just my lobsterphilia acting up again."

by Mistress of Science August 11, 2016

Lobster Pot

The dried result of scraping a single-celled green algae off of the shells of lobsters, which is then rolled and smoked or smoked from a pipe. Highly Illegal and prosecuted.

Stoner: Hey you have any of that lobster pot?
Fisherman: Shhh man, you're gonne get me busted for dealing.

by TokenToker December 7, 2009

lobsterdog

A strange animal that is rarely seen around Halloween. This animal always has a totally embarassed look about him/her.

I was in Petsmart the other day and saw a Lobsterdog

by petnut December 14, 2008

Lobsteritus

A really bad sunburn that is so bad that it makes you "look like a lobster"

Girl: Aww, he's blushing!

Boy: No I'm not! I just have lobsteritus!

by ThatOnePerson1996_ July 25, 2010

LobsterLord99

an accreditation given to a celebrated author when they finally reach nirvana

may also involve extensive rock knowledge, endless kindness, beauty, and a really incredible noggin

what did you catch?

a lobster.

Damn bro, I thought you said a LobsterLord99

Nah that woulda been cool but I got a dumb crustacean

by Iloveelderlypeople November 19, 2020

lobstercat

An animal solely residing on Boston College's campus, specifically Walsh dormitory. With much attention to detail, the mysterious creature can be properly identified.

"You're a lobstercat", said NK. "No, you're a lobstercat", said RTG. And the story continues...

by Lobstercat hunter March 30, 2009

lobster pot

when a female has claws attatched to her vagina

gee whiz wally, her lobster pot snapped my dick right off

by sarahbeth November 8, 2008