Lobsteritus 

A really bad sunburn that is so bad that it makes you "look like a lobster"

Girl: Aww, he's blushing!

Boy: No I'm not! I just have lobsteritus!

Lobsteritus by ThatOnePerson1996_ July 25, 2010

Lobsteritis 

A sunburn.

Slather on some SPF when going out in the sun otherwise you'll end up with a case of Lobsteritis!

Lobsteritis by PriscillaGrrr May 25, 2010

Lobsteritas 

A nasty new strain of crabs, leaving its victims disgruntled and hostile. Thus far lobsteritas has no cure! Watch out kids.

Lobsteritas by Alice McMuffin October 14, 2003

Lobsteritas 

it an std that itchy like crabs, but pinches more like a lobster.

Tom gave Suzie a really bad case of lobsteritas.

Lobsteritas by tiffany johnson October 19, 2003

lobsterious 

When a movie/story/text creates the expectation of a certain ending, but instead of fulfilling that expectation disappointingly comes full circle such that the end is like the beginning.

Person 1: "I just finished reading 'Alice in Wonderland', I didn't really like it."

Person 2: "Why bucus ass jit?"

Person 1: "I found it rather lobsterious."

lobsterious by Pressed In Cumber Dinkle December 15, 2023

lobsterpussy 

simple. a lobsters pussy!

what do you want to eat from the restaurant?
“lobsterpussy”

lobsterpussy by 🫣 August 8, 2023

lobsteritarian

Lobsteritarian is a person who eats only lobsters

I am a lobsteritarian

lobsteritarian by dumbestpersonintheentireworld4 October 28, 2023