Iloveelderlypeople's definitions

LobsterLord99

an accreditation given to a celebrated author when they finally reach nirvana

may also involve extensive rock knowledge, endless kindness, beauty, and a really incredible noggin

what did you catch?

a lobster.

Damn bro, I thought you said a LobsterLord99

Nah that woulda been cool but I got a dumb crustacean

by Iloveelderlypeople November 19, 2020

stek0

died for your sins

why are you going to church bro that's so lame

because he's always watching

who the fuck

stek0

by Iloveelderlypeople November 12, 2020

schneebles

(n) SHAUN

(v) to be kind

synonyms include: person that lights up everybody's life, legend, gentle giant

Have you seen schneebles today?

Nah man but I have been schneebles today.

by Iloveelderlypeople November 19, 2020

supercommunisy

(n) a skunk breeder with an incredible personality and excellent clash of clans skills, someone who underestimates himself by miles but still manages to make everybody happy

goddamn, my clash of clans village or whatever just got invaded

by supercommunisy?

Who the fuck else, at least I got skunk out of it

by Iloveelderlypeople November 19, 2020

preflood

In singular form- a puddle

In plural form- a very nice gentleman with astute music taste

Careful don't step in that preflood

Oh haha I thought you said prefloods

Oh no haha love that man

by Iloveelderlypeople November 12, 2020

HFIKE22

(n) Memelord man who is the best conversationalist I know, damn cool guy, appreciate him goddamnit

(n) Lacking knowledge on proper types of mac n cheese to eat

I like velveeta, I must be going through hfike22

by Iloveelderlypeople November 19, 2020

buizel

the man, not the pokemon

Basically a person who embodies the best friend you could ever ask for

Lowkey extremely smart and always knows what to say

I'm a savage (yeah)
Classy, bougie, ratchet (yeah)
Sassy, moody, nasty (hey, hey, yeah)
Acting stupid, what's happening? Bitch (whoa, whoa)
What's happening? Bitch (whoa, whoa)
I'm a savage, yeah
Classy, bougie, ratchet, yeah
Sassy, moody, nasty, huh
Acting stupid, what's happening? Bitch
What's happening? (Ayy, ah)

why does that guy have a posse following him?
oh that's buizel.
the pokemon?
no dumbass the man

by Iloveelderlypeople November 19, 2020